+ Just went to have my armpits waxed and fucking hell, it hurt. Why does it have to hurt so much, literally, to be a woman? We have to wax and pluck and then we have cramps every freaking month. It's not fairrrrrr. Men just take a shower and they're good to go. Sometimes, not even that. Ew. Boys, please, shower. We like good-smelling men. Thanks.
+ On a completely unrelated note (unless you count him as a good-smelling man), I sort of love Obama. No matter the fact I live in Brazil, I do. A couple of years back I watched him on Oprah when he was still a senator and wasn't even running for president and I remember listening to him and his ideas and thinking, "If that man was the president of the US, maybe the world could be a better place." When he announced he was running for president I started campaigning my butt off. I signed everything I needed to, campaigned on discussion foruns and joined everything I could to keep track of stuff. And I was so immensally happy when he won. Like, a lot. For real. And, also, I'm such a groupie.
So, the other day I was at the mall and saw this Obama t-shirt and I literally hugged it and held it close to me cos it was the last one and I wasn't even sure if it was going to fit. I didn't really care, actually. I tried it on anyway, it fit (wiiin!) and I brought it home. Now my roommate took lots of pictures of me and the shirt so I can post here and gush. IT'S PRETTY OKAY SO ENJOY IT.
( yes, we did! )